Monster dildos

Which creature will your monster dildo be?

Start by choosing the creature that appeals to you, then look at size and texture.

• Film monsters the classic horror characters from CalExotics, such as The Werewolf Dong and The Vampire Dong. The Mummy and Frankenstein are part of the same series.
• Sea monster and alien Monster Dong The Kraken and The Martian belong here. The Colossus from the same range is extra large.
• Fantasy creatures the Orc and Demon Monster Dildos from Hidden Desire each have their own shape and texture.
• Dragons and dinosaurs here you will find the Dragon and Raptor Monster Dildos, among others. If you mainly want scales and a dragon head, also take a look at the dragon dildos.
• Graceful the Fantasia Phoenix from NS Novelties has a flowing, less creepy shape.

If you are mainly after an extra thick shape without a monster head, browse the thick dildos.

What matters besides the creature?

• Size look mainly at the girth at the thickest point rather than the length, and compare it with a toy you already enjoy. How to work out your size is explained in which dildo suits you.
• Texture fine ridges feel soft. You feel coarse bulges pass one by one, so take your time at each transition.
• Material silicone has no pores, so nothing gets absorbed. A few models are made from PVC or TPE, and with those you use a condom if you share the toy.
• Base only use a monster dildo anally if it has a wide, flat base. If you are unsure about a monster anal dildo, start with a smoother shape from the anal dildos.

How do you build up to a large monster dildo?

A large model such as The Colossus or the 32.5 cm Dong Xtra Thick needs preparation, even if you are experienced. Set aside a relaxed evening and warm up first with your fingers or a smaller toy, so your muscles have time to relax. Then use only the tip of the monster dildo to explore, and only go further once that feels easy. Breathing helps: push gently as you breathe out and wait at each bulge until your body gives way. If it does not work, that is not a failure, just a sign that more warming up will suit you better next time.

If you really want to work towards something big, build up in steps with a set or with dildos that get slightly thicker each time. That way, you learn your own limits without pain or chafing.

How do you use and clean a monster dildo?

Use plenty of water-based lubricant, because silicone lube can damage silicone, and top up halfway, because the grooves carry off a lot of lube. After use, wash it with warm water and mild soap or a sex toy cleaner and clean the grooves with a soft brush. Store brightly coloured models separately, because the colour can transfer to other toys. If you would like a fantasy shape without a creepy head, such as a spiral or a flower, look at the fantasy dildos. Realistic and smooth shapes are collected among all our dildos.

Frequently asked questions about monster dildos